Letting you know intricate details about me and my background is none of your business and I will thank you kindly to stay out of my personal life. However, if you must know, I was born January 29,1980 to Oprah Winfrey and Stedman Graham they lost me in a bet and so I was raised in Las Vegas by an angry truck driver, Earl and a severely optimistic substance abuse counselor, Vernelle. Four other people lived in the house with us, three girls and one guy each more emotionally unstable than the other, I was made to acknowledge them in public as my sisters and brother. I love them all, or so I’m told.

In high school I entered a talent show the audience was so hostile that they made the show time at the Appollo audience seem like a Sunday school classroom however, I did what I do best and I won first place and that’s were it all began and so from that day forth when I got laughed at I  didn’t mind cause I got a check at the end of it so that made it fine by me. I started preaching when I was about twenty years old and I loved that as well. I combined them both and my weekends started filling up, comedy on Saturday preaching on Sunday.

In 2004 I met and married the sweetest girl in my city, Sha’Dora. I had a great job at ADT. (You know, the alarm company) Just when we started doing pretty well financially she gets herself pregnant. I wanted a Chrysler 300. So as irony would have it our house gets broken into and guess what we had no security system. One of the guys shot me and it paralyzed me instantly by the way I weighed four hundred pounds and lived upstairs. Thank God for firemen and teamwork. Oh yeah my wife had our son, Brandon Jr, cute kid he thinks he’s Spiderman.

So here I am three years later years later still chasing my dreams. This time I might actually catch them cause the battery in my wheelchair has a long running time  . Im on my way to the top and they just installed a wheelchair ramp. So there you have it, all about me. To learn more come check me out or better yet book me for your next engagement, I also do funerals.